If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Walking on Water
Jesus and Moses are sitting by the Red Sea one day, showing off all their skills. Moses says, "Watch this!" and with the rise of his hands, he parts the Red Sea and walks to the other side and back without getting wet. Jesus says, "That's nothing. Watch this!" Jesus begins to walk on the Red Sea, when about 50 feet in he starts to drown. As he stuggles to swim, Moses parts the sea and goes out to get Jesus. On their way back to land, Moses says, "It's okay brah, you didn't have holes in your feet 2,000 years ago."
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