I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Her Insecurity is My Opportunity?
So me and this chick have been dating two weeks, talking for a month and I like her a lot so I'm being a helluva gentleman. Not jumping her bones straight off the starting line and have even told her that I'd like us to form a good emotional relationship before getting into the physical one. We're out one night with two of her girlfriends and it becomes apparent that I'm staying at her friends' house because her momma doesn't want me drunk at her place so I make a joke about which one of her friends' beds I'll be sleeping in. Bite my balls if she doesn't come over to her friends house, tuck me in, fuck me and hold me 'til I'm asleep fake tits and all!!! The next day I'm asking what that was all about and she confided that she thought I was serious about sleeping with one of her friends so she wanted to make sure that I knew what I was missing. Don't try it fellas because I have a feeling that this only works accidentally!!!!!
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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