An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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I like the places with lost of doctors ... The hospitality's ...
After waiting timidly, a patient is greeted by his doctor with his test results. "It's bad news" reports the doctor, to the response of"Well how long do I have ?", the doctors sighs and begins "I should say, ten ..." at that point the (im)patient interrupts "ten what ?, ten years ?, oh please let it be ten years" " ... nine, eight, seven"
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