I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My girlfriend and I are rather goofy when together. We tend to mess with each other in a normal, playful fashion. She, however, has an obsession with tickling my nipples. Yes, you read that right, tickling my nipples. Each time she has an open opportunity, she swiftly lifts her arms to my chest, extends her fingers, begins the tickling motion, and screams "tickly nips." I don't believe world peace would bring her more joy than what she feels when I react to this tickle onslaught. I just so happen to react with loud screams and squeals. I am 6'3 and a former college football player, and my ticklish nipples reduce me to a child...
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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