I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
...and get your tires checked
I met a girl through a friend of mine at work and decided to go have a few drinks with her at the bar last Friday. We headed back to my place at the end of the night, and right as things were starting to get interesting in bed, she sat up, gave me a blank stare, ran to the bathroom, and proceeded to vomit for the next thirty minutes. She came back and tried to kiss me, and then apologized for not telling me about the four grams of coke hidden in her purse when I drove her to my place. The next morning, she woke me up at 6 AM to drive her to her car and I got a flat tire on the way there. She still texts me every day begging to hang out. Lesson learned: Stay away from cursed women.
Pat F |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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