I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My older sister has this deal with me and my boyfriend, where if either he or I have gas money, she'll drive me out to his house so we can have sex, since she won't let me actually use her car. Right before I got out of the car this time, my sister got a sweet tooth and told me that she'd go and look for a smoothie shop while we'd be getting it on (normally she goes in with me and just waits in the living room.) So I walk into his house, fully expecting her to find a nearby smoothie shop and be gone for at least the first 10-15 minutes, and that she'd probably even be gone the whole time. So we start getting at it, and with my sister gone, I allow myself to be a little bit noisy. And then it gets a lot noisy. When we're done, I get dressed and go out to the living room... and my sister's right there, with a big grin on her face. She didn't find a shop close enough and so she decided to hang out. The whole time. For the rest of the day, she mimics my various noises and makes several in-jokes about "endowment." Man, I love her.
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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