I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So, No Happy Ending Then?
My girlfriend and I were having sex New Years Eve before we went out for the night. We weren't in the most sober state of mind to start off with. After trying a few different positions and finding one we both liked, we started to go at it. While this is happening, we are both making noises that in hindsight were a bit different than normal. Suddenly she busts out with a terrible chinese impersonation. I had been making noises like I was role playing a chinese dude banging his chinese chick. Somehow without words we both ended up on a chinese role play. We figured it out about that time and started laughing so hard we couldnt finish.
Anonymous Smith |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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