I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Goodbye and thanks for all the mono.
After about a 1 1/2 months of dating my girlfriend complained I wasn't paying her enough attention. True, I avoided her a bit after she gave me mono. True, we saw each other daily regardless either during meals or in class. So when I felt better, I made it up to her by dry humping her crotch, finger banging until she came. The next day we are in hiatus and should take a break. I got used and I miss it. ps never date a girl who lives in the same building
Steve K |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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