Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Revenge

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I got home drunk one night and pissed all over the bathroom, and used your towel to clean it up. I also leaked your black fetish porn to our dorms shared iTunes library, under your name. I used your detergent all the time, as well as your shaving cream and toothpaste. Your bed was always perfectly made, and one night when you went back to Jersey for the weekend I brought a girl back to the room and fucked on your bed and called it my own, cause mine was so messy. Also, I did not take the blame when "the RA came and checked inside of our fridge", I used that bottle of Grey Goose to pregame with a few other people. There was never an RA. I would turn on the AC sometimes not for comfort, but because I knew it bothered you. I would pretend to take naps at the most inconvenient times for you, and make you feel like a douche for not letting me sleep. Many times I would chill in the bathroom when I knew that you needed to use it. So sorry we won't be rooming with each other

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