Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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There goes the security deposit

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You know how you suddenly decided to raise the rent on me because you "just needed more space"? You know how you were such a bitch about it, telling me I could either pay it or move out? You know how you harassed me with nasty texts and emails, telling me to get out early (even though I'd paid for the month), or you were going to sick the police on me? Don't worry. You'll remember me for a long while. Especially once summer hits and that chicken that I put in the walls begins to cook and rot. Or maybe all the ants come in from the honey and sugar I put in the carpets. (Except for my room.) Though I think you'll notice all the pipes are leaking first. And that the tub won't drain. (Hint: It's glue) Though, I really hope that something comes from putting sour cream in your couch. And don't worry. All the magazines you just signed up for are in the mail. Ps. Your dog got diarrhea from being feed a shit-ton of milk. Next time, if you need space, pay for it. Love you too cun

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