Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I lived in a house with 5 other guys. Unfortunately two of them were douche bags. The little clepto stoner of the two dropped out of tech school and sat on the couch all day, never cleaning and stealing stuff out of our rooms. The other constantly ate all my food, but since he was a football player, he thought he could do whatever he wanted. I tried all of the standard pranks (hot sauce in my food, flipping the breaker so their alarms didn't wake them for finals), but nothing equaled their poor behavior as roommates. So one day I stole the football player's wallet, removed the cash, and stashed it in the stoner's room. It was priceless watching the football player beat the crap out of the stoner for something he didn't do. And they both moved out soon after. Sometimes I begin to feel guilty, but think again for all the shit they stole from me.

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