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While working at a haunted house last year, I was assigned to the "Saw" room. Pretty much, it was a guy in a Jigsaw mask attacking his "victims" while they were chained to the wall by fake shackles. My friend was the killer and he had to attack me when the strobe light came on. Usually, he would do this by "stabbing" me with a fake knife, but one night we forgot to pre-set the weapons. While my other friend Ashley was running around trying to find us a knife to use, we had to improvise for the first few groups. I told him to stage choke me for the first runs, and that I would just scream and flail until he "killed" me. He had never at the house so he was kind of new to this. A couple of minutes later, the first group was in the room and the strobe lights flashed on. I started screaming, and my friend attacked me. But instead of just placing his hand around my neck and letting me do all of the work, he actually started to choke me - REALLY hard. I tried to tell him that he was actually choking me and fight him off, but he kept at it until the strobe went out. He then turned on the flashlight to congratulate me. He looked confused to see me hacking and coughing like crazy on the floor. Turns out the guy had no idea how to stage choke a person, and thought that I was just a really good actress. He felt completely awful and I couldn't scream for the rest of the night or even talk for a few days after.

Britt B |

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