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I worked at a huge arts and crafts store as a cashier one summer. One evening two women come through my always busy register. One woman was redecorating her house. The other woman, I assumed, was hired to help her decorate. I could tell because the second woman told the first, "Oh, don't worry honey. This is all worth the money your husband makes." They had me ring up over $600 dollars worth of useless stuff. By the point of $400, the first woman looked worried she was spending too much. the second woman said, "She just hasn't hit the sale button yet." since we use registers that don't have scanners. I respond, "Ma'am, this is me pushing the sale button as I go. This is your total so far." So the first woman pays for her stuff. The second one has me ring up some of her stuff. Of course she just didn't have enough and left it all on the counter for me to hold til she got back. I continued to check out other customers. The woman came back and cut in line, reasoning that her stuff was still there. The people behind her complained. Her total was $200 some. She tries to pay with 3 different credit/debit cards, but they all were declined. So she leaves again to chase done the woman she came in with to pay for her stuff. She must have been some decorator.

Sarah W. |

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