Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I had a roommate in college that was a buddy of mine that I did not know all that well. Seemed cool at first but was a major slob, leaving clothes everywhere, had the thanksgiving turkey fat and lard sitting on kitchen table for about 2 months, complained about how everyone else was dirty yet he was by far the messiest. My brother (my other roommate) and I went home for easter. He always stayed home during holiday stuff because he didn't get along with his family. We come back to the house, and everything of mine and my brothers was stolen. Conveniently, everything of his was untouched. He was starting to get into drug trouble with some local goons and it was pretty obvious that he was behind it. The guy didn't even call the police even though he was at the house around the time it happened. He denied having anything to do with it, but we all knew what happened. He immediately moved out of the house after that and did his best to avoid getting a shit kicking from me and my brother. A few months after that I ran into his fiance at a club in town. She is very ugly, skeletor is what we called her behind her back. So I approach her in the bar, she was really drunk and I managed to get her to come back to my place. I then had sex with her in the most violent fashion. In the butt, pulling her hair, giving her the fish hook, calling her some pretty terrible things. Yet she loved it. He is now married to her, and I've crossed paths with them both a couple times since then. I no longer want to beat his ass as all I can do is smile knowing how bad I violated his wife.

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