Work Sucks

Is your job the worst? Prove it.

Work Sucks
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Party in the back...

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I work as a hair stylist at a chain salon. I've heard some crazy stories from clients in the past, but one guy a few weeks ago took the cake. He came in with ginger hair that had grown out into a mullet, he was dirty, and he reeked of BO. Two little kids followed him in that were just as dirty and smelly, a boy and a girl. They started running around screaming when I started his haircut, so he gave them $30 to go get burgers. $30. He told me he took them out of school for 3 months to drive around Cali going to theme parks. He was back home now running his business, which "dealt mostly with cash," and the banks would no longer serve him because they "thought he was, like, dealing drugs.. or something.." I politely agreed with him that the notion was absurd. I asked about the kids. He said he had custody because his ex-wife was in jail for attempted murder for stabbing him in the stomach when she was addicted to painkillers. He happily pulled up his shirt and said, "See? The hospital said I'm one of 200 people to survive a stab wound like that in 40 years." It was an inch thick grey line from his chest down past the top of his pants. I said, to change the subject, something about the younger kid being lucky to have an older brother. He looked confused and said "he doesn't have an older brother..." Apparently it was a girl. I floundered and generally made an ass of myself trying to cover my mistake. He then tipped me a giant heap of dirty dollar bills from his pocket. Biggest tip I've ever gotten.

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