I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Music Makes the Mood
Last summer, I was living with this girl I was dating at the time. We had the apartment to ourselves one afternoon, and begun to fool around. After a nice round of heated sex, I had an epiphany and told her I just remembered that I had to check something important on the Internet. She was confused, but said alright, and, without getting clothed, I immediately beelined to the computer to put on "I Just Had Sex" by the Lonely Island. We both got a good laugh out of it.
Chewy Thomps |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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