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Asshole cat

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My cat, Kevin, is usually really tidy and well-behaved. Or so I thought. Last week, I finally bought a rug for my apartment. (I'd been living with completely bare floors for like 6 months because rugs are expensive and really boring to buy.) My lovely new rug is on the floor for about 35 minutes before Kevin decides to puke all over it. The worst part is that if he had moved 4 inches to the left, he would have puked on easy-to-clean wood floor. Cats suck.

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