If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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A woman was getting married for her fourth time. On the first night of the honeymoon, the new bride says to her groom "be gentle I'm a virgin." The groom replies "How's that possible, this is your 4th marriage?!" The bride replies back "Well, my first husband was a psychologist, all he liked to do was talk about it. My 2nd husband was a gynocologist & all he liked to do was look at it. My 3rd husband was a stamp collector and dam I miss him!!"
Becky C. |
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