I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
About a week ago I realized I had contracted some sort of rash on my left upper thigh/ass cheek, so I went to the doctor who told me it was just a skin infection, gave me antibiotics, and sent me on my way. I didn't bother telling my boyfriend because it seemed insignificant, until a day later he told me he had some sort of rash next to his dick, so I decided I'd play a hilarious prank. I told him that I'd just been to the doctor who had told me i had herpes, and that I must have given it to him during sex. Needless to say he freaked out, and didn't reply to my texts all night. The next day I told him I was kidding, but the joke was on me. He had ended up telling his Mum that he needed to go to the doctor because I had given him herpes, revealing that we had had sex in the process. Regardless of the fact that my Boyfriend's mum now thinks I gave her son herpes, his reaction was so hilarious it was totally worth it.
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