I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
bout damn time
My girlfriend and i had the worst luck with timing for a while. her dad coming early, bullshit like that. we were really gettin tired of that crap and just wanted a night to ourselves. alone and uninterrupted. well, i have worked at the local hardware store for 4 years and earned my bosses trust with the keys to his store and country home (i mow for him and maintain the land for a side job). so when him and his wife went on vacation, the timing was flawless. he has this perfect storage building where i placed a radio, blankets and propane heater and took my gf out there. needless to say the night finally uninterrupted! sometimes, working your ass off for not much money pays off in the long run:)
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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