I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I'm asleep it doesn't count
I have been asking my Girlfriend of 3 years recently to give me a blow jobs more often (maybe from 0 to like 3 times a week). not a big deal just asking. after a month of asking she informs me that she has been. No she hasn't . we argue for a little bit with her having a big smile. i finally ask why she is smiling. She promptly says "i have been doing it to you in your sleep". shocked my only retort is "uhhh". she knowing this says "your welcome". now we are arguing if it counts if I am asleep when its done..... Men can all agree that it doesn't.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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