This is rediculous! I've been sitting at my table for two hours and the waiter still hasn't taken my order! I'm never coming to McDonalds again!
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Women and Their Sex Lives
Three women are chatting about their stale sex lives. One woman has been has been dating her boyfriend for a few years now, one is engaged and the last has been married for 10 years. They all agree that they’re going to try to spice things up that evening by wearing some sexy black leather lingerie and surprising their man as he comes home from work. The next night they get back together again to compare notes. The girlfriend says that her night was fantastic and she had sex for hours with her man. The fiancé says the same thing. The wife says that her husband came home, walked right past her, sat down in his recliner and asked “What’s for dinner Batman?”
An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More » with her wherever she would go. One very hot summer day she got on a bus and told the bus driver; " I have my dear pet cat in this satchel, it it starts to smell, let me know and I well get off the bus". A little later, the bus driver yelled out; "Would the woman with the stinking pussy, please get off the bus!" Eight women got up and got off the bus.
John Tracy |
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