I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Hot Sauce On Penis
My boyfriend and I were just eating pizza and we added our own hot sauce. He turned to me, laughing, and asked that I suck his dick. I guess he had somehow gotten hot sauce on his penis, and wanted me to try and suck it off. I did my best, but eventually he just had to go shower to try and rid himself of the awful burning sensation. I have no idea how this even happened.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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