If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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A man is about to be married to a woman named Wendy. Well the bachelor party gets a little crazy and the man ends up getting his fiancee's name tattooed on his penis, but he gets the tattoo when he's erect. When he's not erect, all that can be seen of the tattoo is "WY". After the wedding the new couple is in Jamaica on honeymoon and after drinking many beers pool-side, the man has to use the bathroom. While he's peeing he happens to notice that the nice Jamaican fellow next to him at the urinal has a "WY" tattooed on his penis too. So the man asks the Jamaican if he also has a wife or a girlfriend named Wendy and explains the story of the bachelor party tattoo. The Jamaican smiles and replies "No man, dis says "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY"
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