I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
The Naked Man?!
One time I tried pulling The Naked Man gig to my girlfriend. For those who don't know, is to get naked when the other person leave the room and stand there naked in the room till the she comes back hoping to get sex out of it. That time The Naked Man did not work. She came in the room and she laugh about the reference and then i started laughing too. Couple of weeks after the incident, I have just taken a shower, and my girlfriend walks in the room as I am taking of the towel. We end up having amazing sex and after the act was done she asked me "aren't you proud you managed to make The Naked Man work?".... I had to tell her yes and no because I was just getting dressed but I was glad for the sex
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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