If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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The Bunny and the Bear
There once was this bear on the side of the river happily eating a bunch of blueberries. One day, the rabbit yelled "Hey, Bear! Come here for a sec!" "No way Rabbit. I'm fine here with my blueberries." "Please bear? It's important!" "Fine, Rabbit. This better be good." So the bear walks across the river. It takes him two days and two nights. He finally gets to the other side and says "OK, Rabbit. What did you want?" Rabbit says "Look at all those berries on the other side of the river!"
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