An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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The Bunny and the Bear
There once was this bear on the side of the river happily eating a bunch of blueberries. One day, the rabbit yelled "Hey, Bear! Come here for a sec!" "No way Rabbit. I'm fine here with my blueberries." "Please bear? It's important!" "Fine, Rabbit. This better be good." So the bear walks across the river. It takes him two days and two nights. He finally gets to the other side and says "OK, Rabbit. What did you want?" Rabbit says "Look at all those berries on the other side of the river!"
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