I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Prey for me
My girlfriend of eight months and I are currently long distance because we go to different colleges. We see each other periodically but to guy standards, it basically amounts to never getting any. One night on skype I sent her a link to a prey mantis mating video to prove that the females eat the males after doing their business. She commentated over the video saying things like "mmm stick that in me". "yeah grab those tits" and "oh getting rough now~". I knew she wasn't directing it at me but sadly enough it still turned me on. This is the closest thing I've had to dirty talk in months.
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