I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Was dating my (ex)girlfriend for quite a while. We both decidedit was time to giver her my virginity. Problem was, both at home still, we could never get any alone time. Being a pizza delivery driver, I knew the area around the shop really well. Decided one night to pull behind one of the local hotels where I knew hardly anyone ever goes, and it's nice and dark. We start making out, and then proceed to start undressing. Here I am kneeling on the floor with her laying back in the seat. Both of us where so into it, neither of us saw a hotel employee walking up. Next thing I know, I'm there condem on ready to go, when they knock on the window. Had to quickly hop over the center console(stick shift too) and pull up my pants while she quickly covered up. Rolled down the window all red faced and flustered, to have the guy tell us we had to leave. Needless to say I was not a happy camper.
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