I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Not-so Golden Girl
So my girlfriend and I had one of the rare nights of a house to ourselves. Things got steamy in my room and we decided to try cunnilingus. As I'm about to go down on her she starts laughing hysterically. Turns out the first thing that popped into her head was the 'Dusty Muffin' sketch from SNL featuring Betty White. Luckily for her I was still game after having that image burned into my eyes.
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