I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
One day after coming home from a date one night my girlfriend decided to give me head while I was driving. When I finished she proceeded to open the window to spit out my semen, which ultimately ended up getting all over the side of my car. She started to apologize, but all I could do was laugh uncontrollably. The funniest part was the next morning when I went to go drop off my little brother to school he thought my car got egged.
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