If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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A guy is on a first date with a blonde. They're making out in the front seat of his car, and when things start to get heated, he asks her, "Do you wanna go to the back seat?" She says no. Thinking she's not warmed up enough yet, he just keeps kissing her. Once they've gone at it for another couple minutes, hands all over the place, he asks her again if she wants to go to the back. Again, she says no. A couple minutes later, they're sitting there, making out in their underwear. "Do you wanna go to the back seat?" He asks her. "NO!" She says. "But why not?" He asks. She snuggles up to him and says, "I wanna stay up here with you!"
Tyler Faye |
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