I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Not sure if racist or just stupid...
My ex only met me once with my natural coloured hair, and throughout our 9 month relationship I dyed my hair a variety of colours every 4 weeks or so. So my hair didn't get damaged I used a type of shampoo 'for coloured hair'. It took my ex 2 months of me almost living at his constantly before he asked me why, if I was white, was I using shampoo for *coloured* hair...
Nej Steer |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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