It's all about the circumstances...
Banging my ex-girlfriend
So my buddy texts me this morning telling me he has some big news. When I call to ask him about it, he tells me that he had a crazy drunken night of sexual escapades with my ex-girlfriend. Needless to same, I'm a little taken aback by how proud he is of it, and his apparent disregard for basic bro-code. Eventually I just say I have to go, hang up and sit around completely shocked and confused about the news I just received. 15 minutes later he sends this text about it, "The weird thing about it was today....it's April Fools!" Needless to say, I nearly pissed myself laughing about it.
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More »
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