I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My girlfriend came to visit me recently, and things quickly got heated. We both finished doggie and I was lying on top of her for a couple of minutes. I pulled out, but for some reason my girlfriend didn't shudder or make any comment. Confused, I looked down and had two thoughts. "Either this condom is clear or I forgot to put one one..." Needless to say I had to go fishing for it before my girlfriend stood up and started walking around.
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