I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My girlfriend got back from work one day, and she brought her bisexual friend who happens to be a guy over. He leans towards guys more than girls, so you can see how awkward it is when we're alone. Apparently since my girlfriend thinks it's cute when I scooch away from him, he gets the idea it's alright to flirt. Well, today we were watching a movie, and I have my cat, him, her, and two other girls on the couch watching Scrubs when they went off into the kitchen. The neighbor's kid loves to bang on his drums, since we have a patio that the kid can see, I went off and we decided to moon him. Let's just say my pants were at my ankles, he was on his knees, and the girls came back...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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