An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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The Nun and the Priest/Goddammit...
An old priest was celebrating his 60th birthday at his church after services. He tries to hit a pinata filled with candy with a baseball bat, but misses and yells "Goddammit, I missed!". One of the nuns, an especially conservative, spiteful one, says, "How dare you use that kind of language in the house of the Lord? If God hears you do that again, he will strike you with a ball of lightning!" Well, sure enough, the old priest misses again and yells "Goddammit, I missed!" and a bolt of lightning strikes him dead. The nun says "Well, that serves him right for being so disrespectful in the house of the Lord." Suddenly, a voice comes booming out of the sky yelling "Goddammit, I missed!"
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