An elderly woman had three cats that she was very close to. One day, one of the three cats died. She hated to part with any of them so she buried the first one in her back yard. Later on, the second one died. She buired that one near her back steps. A few years later, the third one died. She refused to bury the third one so she put it in a small satchel and carried it around... Read More »
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An old lady smuggled her knitting needles through airport security so she may enjoy her hobby on a long cross country flight. A half our in, she took them out and immediately set to work. Unfortunately, a flight attendant spotted them and immediately got the air marshall, causing a massive panic and forcing the plane to land at the nearest airport. The poor lady was arrested on site and sent to Gitmo for the rest of her days. It seems this poor old lady learned a valuable lesson...never knit an afghan on an airplane.
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