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Apparently the guinea pig was depressed

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Back when I was little, we bought a guinea pig. I was playing catch with my brother in the backyard soon after bringing him home and my sister decided to let it run around on the second story deck facing the backyard. As soon as she let it go, it darted out of the cage and off of the deck. It hit the ground and looked fine but then the dog decided that the guinea pig was a chew toy and started devouring it. My brother saw it and screamed "No, Christian! Don't look!" as the dog left only bits of its fur behind. The dang thing committed suicide. I don't know whether this was funny or horrific.

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