I just accidentally discovered a way to make fart noises with my neck and shoulder. I haven't felt so accomplished in years!
Did you do something amazing? Tell us about it. It's not bragging if it's really, really cool.
Thank you Billy Madison
In Spanish class one day my teacher is a 28 or 29 year old lesbian and she is pretty cool. Well one day an annoying kid is pacing around the room and she asks what's wrong and he says he has to pee. She told him to wait five minutes and he replied im going to pee my pants. She replied " you're not cool unless you pee your pants"I automatically started laughing because of the billy Madison reference no one else got it. Later on my homework she wrote ten points extra credit because I got the reference.
So, in my final year of high school, I get this annoying professor who thinks that picking on me is the only motive in his class. Eventually making people and my parents believe that I don't study in his class, he poked the idea of private tutoring. So I faked my way and got his number. Phase 2: I started making multiple poster ads for garage sale, roommates needed, cleaning service... Read More » needed etc. I made about 35-40 of these posters, with the ads mentioning him to call during the school hours. I passed the posters to my friends who lived in far parts of the town where he won't be able to reach. Needless to say, it was extremely fun to see him disturbed, frustated and even skipping classes for two whole weeks. Revenge is a bitch, asshole.
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