I just accidentally discovered a way to make fart noises with my neck and shoulder. I haven't felt so accomplished in years!
(High) Speed 3
Setup: 6 guys, 2 cars, 1 joint, 70mph On the way to the beach, i accidentally began smoking a "reserved" joint while still en route. To make sure everyone got their fair share, we signaled our friends' car and pulled up as close as possible (while still maintaining interstate speed) while my copilot formed a hand-shield and passed the lit joint to the backseat passenger in the other car. It made it - still lit - and i didn't get in trouble for smoking too soon.
Surprise dog time
I was studying today and an old man walked up to me with a dog, put the dog's leash down, and walked away without saying anything. I played with the dog for fifteen minutes until he came back with his lunch. This made my week.
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How to Mess With A Professor
So, in my final year of high school, I get this annoying professor who thinks that picking on me is the only motive in his class. Eventually making people and my parents believe that I don't study in his class, he poked the idea of private tutoring. So I faked my way and got his number. Phase 2: I started making multiple poster ads for garage sale, roommates needed, cleaning service... Read More »
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Get a Clue, Chubby
Everyone knows that Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place. So for Christmas, four different people got me Subway gift cards.
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