in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Citizen's arrest
Back in the 80's I drove a brightly colored Porsche 911. The town in which I lived was very small and tight knit at the time, and the Porsche stuck out like a sore thumb. The local Sheriff's department had been harassing me for weeks over ridiculous speeding tickets when I was pulled over for perhaps the fifteenth time. I had been watching my speedometer since I had noticed a cop behind and at most I was doing 2 mph over the speed limit. When the officer approached I told him that I was barely over the speed limit. He smirked, acknowledged that fact, and wrote me a ticket. Fed up to the point of screaming, I began following the cop as he drove down the road. Noticing that he was doing at least 10 mph over the limit, I began flashing my brights at him. Finally he pulled over, visibly agitated, and asked me what he could do for me. I told him that he had been speeding and that I was making a citizen's arrest. I called the police and enjoyed my victory as he fumed on the hood of his cruiser.
I Fought the Law
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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