Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Cooking with Spite

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My 3 roommates and I have a system where we each take one night of the week to cook for everyone. Lately, one of my roommates has been really clingy and obnoxious, doesn't do crap to help out with anything but still nags everyone else incessantly (apparently she "always does everything"... maybe in a dream she had, but not in reality), and is just annoying in general. We've confronted her about a few things, but she never changes. So now when she pisses me off I modify the recipe on my night to include things she doesn't like, but everyone else does. I've discovered that you can add peas, mushrooms, or lima beans to just about anything, and you'd be surprised how many foods taste better with olives. If I'm especially mad I'll chop olives or mushrooms very finely to make them impossible to pick out. I know it's really passive-aggressive, but everyone else (including me) loves my modified recipes - I'll probably keep making them this way even after I don't live with her anymore. And that look of disgust on her face when she sees what I've cooked is just so satisfying.

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