I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I used to live with this ex who would be home most of the time, so she had a lot of time to think up stories about how I was cheating on her. There was this particularly busy time of the work year, and for about 3 months, every day, I had to work late. So, at one point, she was so convinced that I was cheating, she confronted me about it, AGAIN! I laughed, because this had been going on for every day for weeks, now... but this time, she made me take off my pants so she could smell my penis. I complied, and she did her nasal test. I passed of course, but that R&B song "Let Me Smell Yo D***" kept running through my head. Good times. Doug
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