I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
That's what she said?
I have big inner labia. The other night, my boyfriend and I were talking about getting surgury on my privates. He knelt down to show me what it would look like if i got a reduction on my beefy curtains, and after about thirty seconds of awkward pulling and pushing, he looked up at me and said, very seriously, ' It might take me a while, I just need to cram it all up in there'. :/ ...
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One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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