I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Depends whether he bought it.
My boyfriend and I were talking and for some reason, our conversation goes to butt plugs. After a bit, he decides he wants to do an amazon search, out of curiosity. Ten seconds after he searches "butt plugs" I hear this: "Oh look baby! It's the Pink Fantasy 4 Pieces Dildo Vibrator & Anal Butt Plug Training Kit Sex Tools for Women Couples & Men & Original Artwork Chinese Love Spell Symbol Pocket Card Gift Set!!!" I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned...
P S. |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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