I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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My boyfriend (up until recently) would let me use the bathroom quickly while he was in the shower. One day I was washing my hands and recalled a prank my brother and I used to play on each other...so I filled a glass with cold water and dumped it over the curtain rod onto his head. I knew it would take him a few minutes to rinse off, dry off, and get up the stairs, so I ran to the bedroom and packed a bowl. When he finally burst into the room, still dripping and about to explode, I was holding his favorite bong, freshly packed. In the sweetest voice I could muster I said, "You wouldn't hit the woman who's carrying your bong!!!" He started laughing and couldn't stop. To sum up, I can't use the bathroom while he's showering anymore....but I do have a line that will get me out of trouble for at least the next couple of months ;)
Jeneva Maggio |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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