I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Two in one.
So I've been seeing this girl for a while and naturally she'll stay over at my apartment from time to time. One morning after taking a shower she asked me if she could bring over a box of toiletries. Now I'm not a typical guy who has nothing in his apartment. And even though I'm not especially protective of my space I didn't really think it was necessary. So, I asked her, "What else could you possibly need that I dont have?" She responded "You dont have conditioner" to which I said "Yes I do, mine is shampoo plus conditioner" She snapped "You know girls dont like 2-n-1. Thats no shocker." With the a straight face I replied "I'm pretty sure it is." She didn't get it.
Jordan Jeong |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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