Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Just another way alcohol leads to babies.

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My roommate started dating this girl within like two weeks of school. 1) She is ugly as hell 2) His only comeback to any insult was "at least I get laid." He always left his condoms in my top drawer (wtf?). He is an EMS major and so he had a few syringes to practice giving shots or something. One day he only had one condom left in his drawer. So I stole one of the syringes and injected Listerine into the package. Turns out alcohol weakens condoms and it is funny as hell to have your roommate come running into your room at 2am and pay you $20 to drive him to a place that sells plan B and is open 24 hours a day. Strangely he stopped using his normal comeback right after that event.

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