Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Walnut cracker.

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Cory, you know how you never showered or washed your bed clothes? You know how you thought I was lame for staying on campus with my girlfriend on the weekends while you went home every weekend only to return with "awesome stories" about how you got so hammered you don't even remember how you got home? Well to confess I have a bit of a stamina problem when it comes to the bedroom. I have noticed thought that if I have gone a few days without sex that if I crank one out before I have some fun with my girlfriend I am much better. Your pillow makes a great target. With a semesters full of semen dried to it now, that thing may be able to crack walnuts. I consider us even since I think I might be personally keeping the Fabreze company in the black. GET A SHOWER YOU DIRTY FUCK!!

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