Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

It is technically a protein.

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My roommate was a typical homophobic jock who had the brains and humor of a middle schooler. He also thought he had the right to just walk around the apartment with his shirt off, all the time. Finally, he would clear the loogies out of his throat at 7 am every morning while I was trying to sleep. To get him back, I started jerking off into the same washcloth each time. At the end of the school year, I crumpled the hardened washcloth so all the dried semen would fall into his protein mix. Enjoy growing your muscles with that, jackass.

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